Workplace – Unreal News Network https://unrealnews.net We don't report the news, we make it up. Wed, 27 May 2020 15:13:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.3.14 https://unrealnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Unreal-News-Logo-150x150.png Workplace – Unreal News Network https://unrealnews.net 32 32 177674655 The COVID-19 Kilos https://unrealnews.net/the-covid-19-kilos/ Sun, 17 May 2020 19:41:56 +0000 https://unrealnews.net/?p=3759 Casual Friday is turning into casual May, as ample-waisted workers are returning to Wow Super Trade from lockdown. Employees found that their pre-lockdown work attire no longer fitted after long lockdown lunches, leading to an obese workforce. Colin Beanbag, Head of Excel spreadsheets, said “I thought the lockdown would give me a chance to work [...]

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