Forex – Unreal News Network https://unrealnews.net We don't report the news, we make it up. Fri, 29 May 2020 14:19:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.3.14 https://unrealnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Unreal-News-Logo-150x150.png Forex – Unreal News Network https://unrealnews.net 32 32 177674655 How a Tropical Micro-island Became Home to 780 Forex Brokers https://unrealnews.net/how-a-tropical-micro-island-became-home-to-780-forex-brokers/ Fri, 29 May 2020 10:26:58 +0000 https://unrealnews.net/?p=3822 You may have heard the hype about the recent independence of the tropical island Atlantis. The tiny island nation with an area of just 7.4km2 is located in the Caribbean Sea, just a stone’s throw from the BVI. The island with a population of just 900 people has recently established itself as an independent republic. [...]

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]]> 3822 The COVID-19 Kilos https://unrealnews.net/the-covid-19-kilos/ Sun, 17 May 2020 19:41:56 +0000 https://unrealnews.net/?p=3759 Casual Friday is turning into casual May, as ample-waisted workers are returning to Wow Super Trade from lockdown. Employees found that their pre-lockdown work attire no longer fitted after long lockdown lunches, leading to an obese workforce. Colin Beanbag, Head of Excel spreadsheets, said “I thought the lockdown would give me a chance to work [...]

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]]> 3759 PR DISASTER: The Wrong T.Robinson Hired to Promote Swap Free Account https://unrealnews.net/pr-disaster-the-wrong-t-robinson-hired-to-promote-swap-free-account/ Fri, 08 May 2020 10:42:41 +0000 https://unrealnews.net/?p=3678 Executives were left open-mouthed after a staggering PR blunder for NoName FX which left them with a throbbing marketing munition waiting to explode! The well-known FX trading brand thought they had booked lovable hemp wearing TV archaeologist Tony Robinson, in their quest to ‘dig deep’ for new clients to promote their new Swap-Free FX trading [...]

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]]> 3678 Immortal Man Dies Just Days Before Satisfying Bonus Criteria https://unrealnews.net/immortal-man-dies-just-days-before-satisfying-bonus-criteria/ Fri, 08 May 2020 10:36:06 +0000 https://unrealnews.net/?p=3673 Immortal man Zebidiah Athanenium, has died just days before completing the free cash bonus on his Binary Options trading account. Originally thought to be born in the Garden Of Eden over 10,000 years ago, Zebidiah was persuaded to sign up for a risk-free $50 USD cash bonus. Just days after ascending from the heavens, Zebidaih [...]

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]]> 3673 Sales Department Recognized as Key Workers in COVID Crisis https://unrealnews.net/sales-department-recognized-as-key-workers-in-covid-crisis/ Fri, 08 May 2020 10:22:05 +0000 https://unrealnews.net/?p=3670 Controversial owner of NoNameFX David ‘Big D’ Cheeseburger has caused controversy by claiming that all his sales staff must be allowed to return to work immediately, as they are key to the planet's well being.

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]]> 3670 Woo Hoo for Wuhan! – Green light for Wuhan Expo https://unrealnews.net/woo-hoo-for-wuhan-green-light-for-wuhan-expo/ Wed, 06 May 2020 13:00:14 +0000 https://unrealnews.net/?p=3636 Enigmatic expo organiser Steve Blandface trumpeted his new event as the ‘fightback starts here for the FX industry’, with scores of PSP, leads companies and call centres signing up to attend.

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