Local marijuana enthusiast Darren Hobbs made sensational claims that his maternal grandmother Gwen Hobbs is, in fact, Satoshi Nakamoto.

Hobbs bases the claim on his Nan being good at Suduko, with the 72-year-old number nut, regularly playing the game after her tea.

Insiders claim that Hobbs was overheard while ‘having a cheeky Nandos’ when he made the sensational claim regarding the popular Japanese public transport pass time to a close associate and local celebrity DJ BaseKilla.

Hobbs was also heard to be incredibly glad in his prompt arrival at Nando’s, as he was about throw a ‘whitey’ in the car park of the newly opened John Cleese Retail Park in Frumpton.

Hamilton Devereux

Beard enthusiast Hamilton Deveraux, is one of Frumptons leading niche coffee drinking journalists. Having crafted his career in gender-neutral politics, Hamilton brings the sword of truth to the Unreal News Network.