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Expo Owner Wins Again!

Hamilton Devereux — Wed, 27 May 2020 16:32:58 +0000

There were no surprises at the Nick Knowles Arena in Frumpton tonight, as worldwide dignitaries gathered to announce the award for ‘World’s Biggest C*nt’. The air was moist with both perspiration and anticipation, the crowd cheered as Steve Blandface did a sensational double winning both the award for ‘World’s Biggest C*nt’ and the lifetime achievement [...]

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Webcast Magically Turns into Virtual Expo

Hamilton Devereux — Wed, 27 May 2020 15:06:24 +0000

Life really did imitate art in central Frumpton earlier today, when the FX Expo worlds very own Dorothy, shouted aloud, “it is not a webcast, it is not a webcast, it is not a webcast”. Just like in the Wizard of OZ, the webcast magically turned into a virtual expo. Dorothy Mantlepiece, the head of [...]

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Businessman Launches LP from Nan’s Spare Room

Hamilton Devereux — Sun, 17 May 2020 19:14:25 +0000

Local maverick agricultural businessman Darren Hobbs has opened a revolutionary liquidity provider which has ‘relationships’ with 15 tier-one banks and several Hedge Funds. Hobbs was quoted as saying “there’s enough bizniss an ting in FX. Let Hobbsy big it up some more”. When pressed on why some considered it unconventional to operate from his Grandmother’s [...]

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Woo Hoo for Wuhan! – Green light for Wuhan Expo

Hamilton Devereux — Wed, 06 May 2020 13:00:14 +0000

Enigmatic expo organiser Steve Blandface trumpeted his new event as the ‘fightback starts here for the FX industry’, with scores of PSP, leads companies and call centres signing up to attend.

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