The Blockchain industry smashed equality barriers by employing the first non-bearded man in the history of Cryptocurrency.

15-year-old Tarquin Briggs joins CrazyCoin on work experience placement for two weeks. Briggs has been given the challenge of ‘making our coffee roar’ according to the self-styled marketing maverick and appointed ‘Bad Boy of Crypto’ Quinton Baquette.

When asked about his accomplishment, Tarquin commented “I’m only 15 and still got time to grow a full Edwardian. I am looking for CrazyCoin to improve not only my marketing knowledge but also my facial thicket”.

Hamilton Devereux

Beard enthusiast Hamilton Deveraux, is one of Frumptons leading niche coffee drinking journalists. Having crafted his career in gender-neutral politics, Hamilton brings the sword of truth to the Unreal News Network.